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Come play with us.... we won't bite... until midnight.

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Las Noches


A place for dark souls, those who hunger for blood, and troublemakers. Be advised, if you are not one of the aformentioned, you may not want to show your face. You'll probably end up as someone's midnight snack...


Welcome, creatures of the night, to Las Noches, the notorious nightclub for vampires, demons, werewolves, dark elves, half bloods, draconians, and other beasts of dangerous/ unpredictable nature. Grab a drink at the bar, or lay about and smoke in the lounge, where there's usually live music. Enjoy a mosh or rave on the Devil's dance floor, where the speakers will be cranked up full and you can lose yourself in the pulsing red strobelights. Rent a room in the upstairs complex and sleep the day away. Or, head down to the Underground, the new pit of hell added in the basement where you can participate in a cage fight or a bar brawl. Bring your own weapons and fight to the death! There are no rules, no laws to abide by while you are here... just try not to take the place down, will you? Other than that, you're gonna want to watch your back... you never know who may want your head on a silver platter. If you're a mellow sort of creature, either leave your nature at the door or end up dead- your choice. Mortals are permitted to enter at their own risk. Just don't drink anything, it'll probably kill you. With that said, let your wild side run free. Just be careful that it doesn't barge in on any couples in the upstairs rooms... hehehe...
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2005-12-01 [RiddleRose]: remember when he dyed his hair like fire... and he said, "doesn't my hair like, rock the boat?" and i said, "burns it more like..." lol, my one witty comment of the year! ler! i love dann... he's so amusing!

2005-12-01 [Paz]: lol, okay

2005-12-02 [Lanrete]: I love him too!!! *enormous goofy grin*

2005-12-02 [Fireheart2233]: Dann is my little brother. honorary, of course... I wish he was my little brother though... he rocks. You're in a good situation Gwen. Just... watch the contact. He definitely thinks with his dick a lot.

2005-12-02 [Paz]: Oh, my god!! Yes he does... and I'd watch where that dick has been

2005-12-03 [RiddleRose]: good advice that...

2005-12-03 [Paz]: true...

2005-12-05 [Lanrete]: ;) I know, I know...

2005-12-06 [Dramamiss]: BARF IN MY SHORTS, BARF IN MY SHORTS, BARF IN MY SHORTS, BARF IN MY SHORTS, BARF IN MY SHORTS, BARF IN MY SHORTS, BARF IN MY SHORTS, BARF IN MY SHORTS, BARF IN MY SHORTS, BARF IN MY SHORTS, BARF IN MY SHORTS, BARF IN MY SHORTS, BARF IN MY SHORTS, BARF IN MY SHORTS, BARF IN MY SHORTS, BARF IN MY SHORTS, BARF IN MY SHORTS, BARF IN MY SHORTS, BARF IN MY SHORTS, BARF IN MY SHORTS, BARF IN MY SHORTS, BARF IN MY SHORTS, BARF IN MY SHORTS, BARF IN MY SHORTS, BARF IN MY SHORTS, BARF IN MY SHORTS, BARF IN MY SHORTS, BARF IN MY SHORTS, BARF IN MY SHORTS, BARF IN MY SHORTS, BARF IN MY SHORTS, BARF IN MY SHORTS, BARF IN MY SHORTS, BARF IN MY SHORTS, BARF IN MY SHORTS, BARF IN MY SHORTS, BARF IN MY SHORT

2005-12-06 [Paz]: hahahahahahahahahaha

2005-12-07 [Dramamiss]: GAH!!!

2005-12-07 [Lanrete]: Wow, that bad, eh? ah well, gwennie no care what anyone thinks! she's in lurrrve! (and more than a bit hyper

2005-12-07 [Paz]: lol, tu eres muy muy caliente ;)

2005-12-07 [vagabond faery]: Je ne parle pas l'espagne! Tu est un mechant vash paz!

2005-12-07 [Paz]: No, te comprendaste!!! No hablo frances, tampoco. Me hable, 'tu eres muy muy caliente'. No, estoy una vaca!!! >.<

2005-12-07 [Paz]: 'tu eres caliente'= you are horny, for ze record

2005-12-07 [Lanrete]: Je ne parle pas l'espagne, aussi. My grammar is probably way off but oh well...

2005-12-07 [Zegrapefruitgod]: je parle français, un peu.

2005-12-07 [Lanrete]: Je parle francais un peu, aussi. Only since September

2005-12-07 [Zegrapefruitgod]: ohh... Holy crap! It's gwendolyn morgan!

2005-12-07 [Paz]: Yo hablo espanol, japonesa un poco y ingles, no hablo frances. Estoy muy aburrida, y tu?

2005-12-07 [Lanrete]: Why yes it is!

2005-12-07 [Zegrapefruitgod]: *shakes your hand* you're the only elf/pixie i've ever met besides morgan!

2005-12-07 [Lanrete]: Am I really? 

2005-12-07 [Paz]: piff!!! Elves and pixies are to be eaten.... lol >3 Old joke, srry.

2005-12-07 [Lanrete]: Elf/pixie, I mean?

2005-12-07 [Paz]: a combination for a good meal me thinks >3 *licks chops*

2005-12-07 [Zegrapefruitgod]: no! don't eat her!

2005-12-07 [Zegrapefruitgod]: and, yes, you are, gwen.

2005-12-07 [Paz]: But hanyous need to eat their daily dose of uhh... pixie and elf dust!!

2005-12-07 [Zegrapefruitgod]: eat the substitute- it's better for you and has less calories!

2005-12-07 [Paz]: fwah, what substitute! >3 

2005-12-07 [Zegrapefruitgod]: kool-aid! the grape stuff!

2005-12-07 [Paz]: teh no, Paz prefers her daily dose of caffeine.... kool-aid is bleah!! Now Tang on the other hand....

2005-12-07 [Zegrapefruitgod]: oh yeah... i forgot all about that....

2005-12-07 [Paz]: lol

2005-12-08 [RiddleRose]: gosh darnit!!! am i the only human around here????? no fair! oh well. paz and i shall form a human's only club. mufufufufufu....! *goes off to conspire and plot evil plots with paz* lol, jk, me loves you both!

2005-12-08 [Paz]: no... Paz is a hanyou, part human not human... *despises all humans except Sunny and Cushing friends* I cannot join thee, I am dredfully sorry

2005-12-08 [Rock Thine World]: I'm human! At least, I was last time I checked :P

2005-12-08 [Dramamiss]: I'M HUMAN!!!...I think. Anyway, I SPEAK ENGLISH!!! And I want to shadow all of my friends who go to different schools, just to see ifthey're as good as they advertise themselves to be. Plus, I LOVE YOU ALL AND WANT TO SEE YOU GUYS AGAIN!!! I HAVEN'T SEEN MOST OF YOU SINCE SUMMER!!!

2005-12-08 [Paz]: My school hates people who shadow for the hell of it but I can lie and say you want to look at the school XD It's cool here, I like being at Cushing now and the Musical rocks ass!!!

2005-12-09 [Zegrapefruitgod]: are you in the musical, paz?

2005-12-09 [Zegrapefruitgod]: hey, you know they're coming out with The Vampire Lestat as a musical?

2005-12-09 [Paz]: I am in the musical as the head reporter (under Ms. Sunshine) I have the most lines of all the reporters though and I'm in songs. I never saw The Vampire Lestat

2005-12-09 [Zegrapefruitgod]: The vampire lestat is a book... an interview w/ the vampire fan should love it.

2005-12-09 [Paz]: I've never read or seen either of those movies

2005-12-09 [Rock Thine World]: The Vampire Lestat was my favourite of her books that I have

2005-12-09 [RiddleRose]: mine too!! haha... french froufrou! lol, luv ya lestat!! ((is happy because yopu spell "favourite" the british way)) i've read a lot of her books... we all must go see that musical!!!!!

2005-12-09 [Paz]: Favourite should be only spelled in the bristish way, as should colour, favour, and labour... so on... which musical?

2005-12-09 [Dramamiss]: I LOVE TO ACT!!!

2005-12-10 [vagabond faery]: ME TOO! *high five*

2005-12-10 [Paz]: HELLS YESSS!!!

2005-12-10 [Zegrapefruitgod]: YES!!!

2005-12-10 [Lanrete]: ME TOO!!!!! I need to read The Vampire Lestat still...

2005-12-10 [Zegrapefruitgod]: it's really a great book- if you don't mind mondo-sensual stuff.

2005-12-10 [Paz]: I don't mind, I write some mondo-sensual stuff :)

2005-12-10 [RiddleRose]: this is pretty hardcore... but it's excellent! the vampire lestat was my favourite and always will be. me loves! a lot of guy on guy action...

2005-12-11 [Paz]: Lestat is a fictional character (for those hard of understanding reality) He was created by an author for a fictional story in a fictional setting with other fictional characters..... I hope some people can now understand the difference between fiction and reality!!!!

2005-12-11 [vagabond faery]: ???

2005-12-11 [Zegrapefruitgod]: what was that outburst all about, paz?

2005-12-11 [Paz]: *sigh* [Zegrapefruitgod] deleted the last comment he made so you wouldn't get it... or maybe you might, seeing as this is a point I'm trying to make -_-'

2005-12-11 [Zegrapefruitgod]: i wrote 'THAT'S IT! IT'S OVER!'... how does that relate to lestat being fictional?

2005-12-11 [Paz]: tah! nevermind.... I have not been thinking clearly for the past few days -_-' So I'm a bit confused on what people say

2005-12-11 [vagabond faery]: Whats over? Ugh I am so bloody confused. I think I will have several mugs of spiked tea (yes spiked tea) to make myself feel better.

2005-12-11 [Zegrapefruitgod]: i can identitfy with that...

2005-12-11 [vagabond faery]: you identify yourself with tea?

2005-12-11 [Zegrapefruitgod]: uh... yellow label tea, but they don't sell it in the US *is upset*

2005-12-11 [vagabond faery]: I meant tazo tea. Yum herbals!

2005-12-11 [Zegrapefruitgod]: blechh... stuff that's good for me.

2005-12-11 [vagabond faery]: yesyes yes herbs are good and healthy. and we love them for it. HErbs! Oh wonderful Herbs! I sing a song of praise to thee! Herbs, I live because of you! Please say you love me TOOOOOO!!!!  Voila my ode to herbs

2005-12-11 [RiddleRose]: *applause* bravo! bravo!!

2005-12-11 [Zegrapefruitgod]: That made me cry... T_T herbs killed my rabbit!

2005-12-12 [vagabond faery]: thank you thank you, oh I promised myself I wouldn't cry!

2005-12-12 [Zegrapefruitgod]: WAHHH!!! T_T

2005-12-12 [Lanrete]: Me loves tea!!! and it wakes you up, but doesn't kill your throat like coffee does! (the oh-so-useful things you learn in drama...)

2005-12-12 [Zegrapefruitgod]: i miss drama....

2005-12-12 [vagabond faery]: me too

2005-12-12 [Zegrapefruitgod]: i'm not surprised, titania.

2005-12-12 [RiddleRose]: lol, "i'm just a sweet transvestite..." hehehehehe... what i would have given to have seen that...

2005-12-12 [Zegrapefruitgod]: i could give you a private screening, sunny, if you so desire.

2005-12-12 [RiddleRose]: pervert... -_-' haha, love you! (and just to be clear... no, i do not so desire... >.<) i was actually referring to the play you were in...

2005-12-12 [Fireheart2233]: Ugh.... that's one perv you don't want to get mixed up with... sorry Morgan.

2005-12-12 [RiddleRose]: haha... mixed up with??? ;)

2005-12-12 [vagabond faery]: Yes well then, oberon see if I ever let you swear at me onstage again.

2005-12-12 [Fireheart2233]: Did you hear Jack in drama? Jeremy was making funny groaning noises and Jack goes, "Does he sound like that in bed?" .... we laugh. Then he goes, "And, I mean, that's what he sounds like when he's on the bottom.... wonder what he sounds like on top!" *more laughter* it was amazing.

2005-12-13 [vagabond faery]: Oh god. And what did ransom say that pissed off paul. I didnt hear, but paul was like "I heard that!" and Ransom hid behind the couch.

2005-12-13 [Fireheart2233]: I dunno... I didn't hear that... I am so pissed off right now, my mom is out getting my hw so I'm sneaking online, but at this point it looks like she won't let me go to the play tonight. And that really pisses me off. 

2005-12-14 [RiddleRose]: *pat pat* feel not too bad... be glad you got more than four hours of sleep last night... i was up til 2 00am doing that fucking french project! and i didn't get my science done, and i can't go home tonight!! this fucking sucks!

2005-12-14 [Lanrete]: you can't go home tonight? blah... i can't feel my toes. My mom's threatening not to let me go to the dance this Friday if I don't do really well on my progress report. She's pissed at me and i'm not even sure why. The concert's tonight! and the trumpets can actually play thier part, finally! 

2005-12-15 [RiddleRose]: yay! i'm home now... ya, i had to go to the grandmama's house after school... but it was fun, so tis all spiffy!

2005-12-15 [Paz]: I'm on break!!! Oficially!! wo0t!! two 1/2 weeks of no school and doinf nothing!! *dances*

2005-12-15 [Fireheart2233]: so... does that mean that you're at home right now? Because, if you are, CALL ME GODDAMNIT!!! JULIA IS SOOO BORED!!!

2005-12-15 [Paz]: I did :)

2005-12-15 [Fireheart2233]: thankees, i am talking to you right now!

2005-12-15 [Paz]: yay!!

2005-12-15 [vagabond faery]: Im on vacation now too, but I am still at school. We have some stupid manditory attendace thing at 6

2005-12-16 [RiddleRose]: VACATION!!!!!!!

2005-12-16 [Paz]: hahaha, VACATION!!! *plays techno*

2005-12-16 [RiddleRose]: PARTY!!!!!!!! *dances mightily* DDR!!

2005-12-16 [Paz]: I love DDR!!! *dances to Butterfly*

2005-12-16 [RiddleRose]: lol... i was randomly singing that the other day...

2005-12-16 [Paz]: So was I, ohhhh.... I downloaded this strange Ruronuni Kenshin video to the song Butterfly. And an InuYasha one to the song 'Who let the dogs out' OY! XP

2005-12-16 [RiddleRose]: haha! i wanna see! send me the link!

2005-12-16 [Paz]: They're downloaded on my computer, from a downloading program... so the only way you can see them is on meh lab-top (unless you really want to download Morpheus)

2005-12-16 [RiddleRose]: awww... oh well, invite me over, and then i can see them!

2005-12-16 [Paz]: I shall one day on vacation...

2005-12-16 [Lanrete]: you're so lucky, I'm not out until the 23rd. The one day I actually want to have school, there's a snow day...

2005-12-16 [RiddleRose]: haha... i laugh in your general direction...

2005-12-16 [Lanrete]: hmph... I bite my thumb at you!

2005-12-16 [Paz]: hahaahahahahahaha

2005-12-17 [Dramamiss]: Man, have I got to stop leaving for a week at a time. It's really hard to figure out what you guys are talking about. I'M AUDITIONING FOR A PLAY ON THURSDAY!!! I'M WICKED EXCITED!!! But we have to do a monologue and I'm trying to decide between 2.

2005-12-17 [Dramamiss]: here's one - http://www.monologuearchive.com/w/weaver_001.html . and here's the other - http://www.theatrehistory.com/plays/oneillmono002.html . PLEASE TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK!!!

2005-12-17 [vagabond faery]: what play is it? I want to come see!

2005-12-17 [vagabond faery]: I like the first one stephanie. Denonument eh? That author, certainly an interesting character. I have read a few of his plays. Very funny dialoges in them. LA actually preformed the Trial of his.

2005-12-17 [Dramamiss]: It's called The Children's Story. I was leaning towards the 1st one.

2005-12-18 [Paz]: ummm... okay

2005-12-18 [Fireheart2233]: numero uno, darlin'...

2005-12-20 [Dramamiss]: THANKTH

2005-12-20 [Fireheart2233]: no problemo... hey, me= gonna be expelled from school! How brilliant! How life-changing! How... wait, I'm not supposed to be happy about this!

2005-12-20 [Paz]: Are you actually being expelled?

2005-12-20 [Fireheart2233]: uh-huh... there is this teensy chance that they will make an exception. but not likely...

2005-12-20 [Paz]: That sucks....

2005-12-20 [Fireheart2233]: haha! thankye, I think that for now I win the "life sucks most for..." award. All of you can experience a cozy sense of schadenfreude to know that someone suffers more than you. Thus I supply a vital service to society. making you feel glad that you're not me.

2005-12-20 [Paz]: lol, will you have to repeat the nineth grade if you can't attend school the rest of this year?

2005-12-20 [Fireheart2233]: I guess so... maybe... I dunno, probably. I'd rather do summer school. and I will instead.

2005-12-20 [Paz]: good...

2005-12-20 [RiddleRose]: "you win!/it sucks to be you/i feel better now/try having people..." ya, i'll shut up now. too much avenue q exposure.

2005-12-21 [Lanrete]: sorry i'm kind of ruining this wonderfully gloomy mood you all have going, but EEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! I'M SOOO HAPPY!!! ZE PLAY DIDN'T SUCK TOO BADLY!!! hee hee i got a little cut on my finger during the very first scene, which proceeded to bleed all over the place. I dunno if anyone noticed that my hand was dripping, and then that i came on a minute or two late for the my second scene because i was busy mopping myself up. i'm kind of sad that it's all over though... now i have to find new and inventive ways to entertain myself until the spring production that don't involve the demises of     or mostly-innocent people!

2005-12-21 [vagabond faery]: I absofuckinglutely LOVED the play with a passion. You guys were amazing.

2005-12-21 [Dramamiss]: There were actually some goood 6th graders!!!

2005-12-21 [Paz]: It was muy muy excelante!! It was so fucking cool... and followed yet another murder plot. Kudos to the 7th graders, and 6th graders of last year...

2005-12-22 [RiddleRose]: see pointed sticks for my comment. there's no way in hell i'm typing that whole thing over again! needless to say, you all rock my spiffy striped toe socks.

2005-12-22 [Paz]: lmao

2005-12-22 [RiddleRose]: *hands you bum-sticking glue to stick your ass back on with*

2005-12-22 [Paz]: *sticks as back on* rotflmfao!!

2005-12-22 [Fireheart2233]: I am officially expelled me hearties... good thing I wasn't optomistic about it, else it would've been a worse shock. See where optomism gets you Sunny? SEE???!!! lol... yup, I'm insane now. Completely. Kepp away from the insanity kind of insane. Dangerously insane. WOOT!

2005-12-22 [Paz]: poor Julia... her mind has further steeped into the world of insanity. Fucking school!! Paz shall destroy it!!

2005-12-23 [RiddleRose]: not without your ass you won't! *dumps bucket of bum-sticking glue on you* mufufufu... oops, don't drown!

2005-12-23 [Paz]: ACK!! The glue!! It consumes me so *is taken over by a pile of Elmers School White glue* mmrpghmrrr....

2005-12-23 [Fireheart2233]: *gets blow dryer to melt glue only to realize that glue is flammable* ahaha... oops. umm, stay calm. gimme a minute here... *can't find water bucket* Oh shit. well, now you are allowed to panic.

2005-12-23 [RiddleRose]: never fear! Sunny is here! *uncoils hose and turns it on ful blast* ta da!!! *notes that julia has been fried by electricity, as she was still holding the dryer* ahaha... woops.

2005-12-23 [Scarlett The Pirate]: HARK!!! AN ARMY OF DUCKS ARMED WITH DODOS!

2005-12-23 [Fireheart2233]: oh, we're all in for it now... *cringes behind blow dryer*

2005-12-23 [RiddleRose]: Hey! you're supposed to be electrocuted! stop moving! never fear! Sunny is here!

2005-12-23 [Fireheart2233]: I believe that your phrase is becoming redundant, dear... and I realize I should be fried, but I have an anti-fry layer of clothing on. Or, I did. Until you fried it off. Oh shit. *attempts to minimize nudity by hunkering into a small ball*

2005-12-24 [Paz]: *is dead under a pile of glue and spirit raises up with a flamethrower* THOU SHALT BE SMITTED!!!!

2005-12-24 [RiddleRose]: eek! a spirit flamethrower!!!!  *gets stuck in glue* let me go you stupid glue! i gave you life dammit!!!! let me go! *is slowly consumed* NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

2005-12-24 [Paz]: *burns the glue that is consuming sunny. It becomes sticker and consumes her faster* Oh crap... sorry Sunny, see you in the afterlife. *burns dandilions*

2005-12-24 [Zegrapefruitgod]: agh! i was going to put those dandilions in my salad!!

2005-12-24 [Paz]: *burns your face* I'm going to put that in my hamburger!

2005-12-24 [Zegrapefruitgod]: AGH! and i was going to use that for... uh, face stuff!

2005-12-24 [Paz]: *burns the rest* that is for meatballs!!!

2005-12-24 [Fireheart2233]: EEEEEEWWWWWW, I'm not eating those, who knows where they've been... *shudders violently*

2005-12-24 [Zegrapefruitgod]: hey, now! fireheart, you know exactly where they've been... *winks*

2005-12-24 [Paz]: *burns the both of you into nothing but ashes* That's for the potted plant!!

2005-12-24 [Fireheart2233]: "the pothead plant"? that's what it looks like... oh wait, Im supposed to be ashes, and ashes don't talk. -_-'

2005-12-24 [Zegrapefruitgod]: what potted plant?

2005-12-24 [Fireheart2233]: *whispers* You're ashes too, you jackass, so BLOODY ACT LIKE 'EM!!! *flops into a pile uselessly*

2005-12-24 [Paz]: That one!!! *points to the phycus (sp?)* Now I shall place thee in the plant to make it return to health!! *puts their ashes in the phycus and waters it with care*

2005-12-24 [RiddleRose]: (((real life: unable to talk for laughter))) *discoversthat the glue is ecoming softer and thinner too late! is dead* --in the afterlife-- Paz?? Julia!!! Anyone?? why are there pink sheep all over the place????? And what's with all the dandylions?

2005-12-24 [Fireheart2233]: Oy... them pink sheep be the cut off arses of thousands of hairy men... -_-' ya, I'm here. Not lovin' it though.

2005-12-24 [Zegrapefruitgod]: *eats the cotton candy off the pink sheep* hey, we're in the willy wonka chocolate factory!

2005-12-24 [Paz]: Welcome to the afterlife!! Were all of your wishes will come true!! *drifts over to disneyland* Die happy children!! *burns*

2005-12-24 [Zegrapefruitgod]: *munch* haha, tooth decay!

2005-12-24 [Paz]: *gets a cavity* Dammit!!! I need to get a filling now... *stomps over to the dentist in the burning disney*

2005-12-24 [Zegrapefruitgod]: there's no dentist in disneyland!

2005-12-24 [Paz]: How do you know?? *marches off to the burning disneyworld*

2005-12-24 [Zegrapefruitgod]: because... i just know!

2005-12-24 [RiddleRose]: ooh, sugar!!! *eats a sheep* wait... does that count as mutton? did i just eat... meat?????? *gasp* i hope not! well, it just tasted like sugar... and sugar ish good!!! *eats another sheep* *and a dandylion for good measure* mmm... tasty!!

2005-12-24 [Fireheart2233]: *sits on cloud and glares*

2005-12-24 [Paz]: *eats a banana* Who banana? My banana!! *eats it*

2005-12-25 [RiddleRose]: *discovers that she can fly* woohooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!

2005-12-25 [Lanrete]: what have you all been smoking and can i have some?!

2005-12-25 [RiddleRose]: ((guys, there's a live person talking to us...)) dandylions! come join us in the afterlife Gwennie-kun!

2005-12-25 [RiddleRose]: *falls out of the sky and onto a cloud which goes poof and explodes with a loud bang and a flash of funny-colored light* ooh, i'm gonna do that again! *emerges covered in what looks like blue-ish smoke from the wreckage of the cloud* heeeere iiiii goooooo!!!!!!!! *leaps on another cloud which also explodes, expelling a foul odor and a number of tucans*

2005-12-25 [Lanrete]: *runs yelling over a cliff* There we go, now I'm   too!!! *pets a toucan, which suddenly looks like an obese vulture* BIRDIE!!!

2005-12-25 [RiddleRose]: *continues jumpin on clouds until one creates a pool of molasses with lily pads and frogs in it* mmmm... tasty!

2005-12-25 [Lanrete]: FROGGY!!! *jumps into molasses to catch frog* hey, come back here, froggy!!! *splashes around in molasses after frog8

2005-12-25 [RiddleRose]: *emerges ponderously from the molasses and gloops up on land again* i think i'm attracting bears...

2005-12-25 [Lanrete]: *pets pretty shaggy bears* nice kitty... don't eat me... ARGH! *runs screaming from hungry bear*

2005-12-25 [RiddleRose]: it's okay, you're dead. they can't hurt you...

2005-12-25 [Paz]: *eats a lemur* Lemurs, lemurs the magikal fruit the more you eat the more you.... I like lemurs!! TOOT!! hahahaha.... *eats the said kitty*

2005-12-25 [RiddleRose]: *slaps you with a toucan* no eat the little wumpkin! that ish cruel beyond belief!!!

2005-12-25 [Paz]: Too late!! You'll be getting it back soon enough *eats the toucan* I'm starving

2005-12-26 [Fireheart2233]: it's the fruit loop avian! *devours toucan also*

2005-12-26 [Paz]: Fruit loops are dumb, I like my Charms *eats the Charms leprechaun* Wait... LEPRECHAUNS!!! *screams and runs away*

2005-12-26 [Fireheart2233]: GYAH!!! *runs with you but runs into gloopy molasses pond monster Sunny* AHHHH!!! They're everywhere! Flee for your not-life, Paz!!!

2005-12-26 [Paz]: *runs into a tree and falls over* No more leprechauns!!! They are evil!! *runs into the molasses as well* It smells horrible!! Ahhh.... Julia! Paz is sinking in this slop!!

2005-12-26 [Fireheart2233]: *runs to the rescue of the Paz with licorice rope to haul Paz out of molasses* Grab this Paz!!! Hurry! The slop monsters and leprechauns are tottering closer!!!

2005-12-26 [Paz]: No the licorice is poisonous Julia!! Get the twizler over yonder and hurry *is slowly sinking in the ooze*

2005-12-26 [Fireheart2233]: GYAH! *throws licorice rope over shoulder and siezes twizzler* Here, hurryhurryhurry! *is plowed over by pink butt-sheep and lands in molasses with Paz* Oh shit!!!

2005-12-26 [Paz]: Oh no!! We shall surely drown in this gloop!! *grabs a banana tree branch* Aha!! Grab on Julia, we shall get through this!!!

2005-12-26 [Fireheart2233]: *grabs on tightly* We shall Paz! Stickily and smellily, but as un-alive as we are, for sure! *flounders at bank of molasses pond*

2005-12-26 [Paz]: *uses all her strength and manages to pull both out of the sticky mass* I've done it Julia!! I've.... *the branch breaks* Oh shit!!!!

2005-12-26 [Fireheart2233]: Sit on the branch Paz!!! *clambers onto branch* and use this banana as a paddle! *hands Paz banana paddle*

2005-12-26 [Paz]: *sits on the branch and begins to paddle* It's very hard Julia!! The molasses is so thick!! Wait... in the sky!! It's a bird, no it's a plane, no it's!! Spiderman!! Save Us! I say save us!! *he doesn't listen* Oh jolly good, help me paddle Julia!!

2005-12-26 [Fireheart2233]: that wasn't spider man, it was licorice-web man, and he has some other appointment elsewhere... *sheep floats by* Grab this sheep paz, it looks nice and strong. *is hauled along by strong sheep*

2005-12-26 [Paz]: *grabs sheep as well and stands on top of Julia and looks to the distance like a sailor* I see land ahead captain!! Shall I take out the explosives now?

2005-12-26 [Fireheart2233]: *twitches* ow.. your standing on my head paz...

2005-12-26 [Paz]: Sorry!! *takes out an explosive* I will destroy its inhabitants!! *squishes Julias face with her foot on accident*

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